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Today’s audiobooks require distinction from spoken word audio as a way to relax and unwind, according to a consumer survey by Edison. In research compiled by the Audio Publishers Association, most audiobook listeners prefer to hear thrilling stories like Church, The Television Show, a partial eight-volume serial.

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Church, The Television Show is text series comprising of over 42 episodes and can be heard free as an audiobook online. Audiobook episodes characterize protagonist Noodle Church recruiting to fly helicopters for the U.S. Army ahead of his transformation to superhero when he gets placed inside a Mafia nightspot to unwittingly spy for The National Counter Terrorism Center as it tries to prevent the next big terrorist attack on American soil. Listen to Noodle trying to figure out what’s going on while his life is torn apart, he’s poisoned and left for dead, all before being healed by Aliens who turn his skin blue then lead Noodle and agents pursuing him on a wild chase to contain the Terrorist and end their war.

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Fill Holiday eReader Gifts

A selection of ▲Church novels were enrolled in one of it’s eBook distributor Smashwords’ End of Year Sale. For a limited time only, December 25th, 2018 through 01 Janurary 2019 at midnight Pacific Time, holiday recipients of new tablets, smart phones, iPads, and PCs can add the following popular novels to read at (at times) deeply discounted prices.

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▲Church Publishing author Cosmo Starlight‘s most recently published novel “Freedom Afrika” will be available for download from Smashwords during this sale period for 75% off.

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New URLs

Church Publishing Company’s mobile website designed specifically for mobile phones and devices having smaller displays to summarize its authors’ novels and point to their booksellers using LESS data has moved. ▲Church for mobile phones can now be viewed online at mobile.church-publishing.com!

Church, The Television Show– web serial introducing title character Noodle Church portraying the hunt for Osama bin Laden leading to The Terrorist’s capture and his incarceration- has also moved! Church, The Television Show is now served from a new domain. Seven full-seasons and an incomplete eighth with five episodes can all be read for free only at televisionshow.church-publishing.com.

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Church, The Television Show now reads out loud like an audio book for desktop computers using the Mozilla Firefox web-browser for free! To listen to Church, The Television Show like an audio book click on the the URL televisionshow.church-publishing.com/2011/11/28/church-season-eight-episode-four using Firefox then press “reader view” in the address bar and click “narrate.” Voila, the web-serial first published online September 11, 2011 has been transformed into your favorite free e-read!

DO NOT forget to update your desktop shortcuts and web-browsing bookmarks with these two new ▲Church URLs: mobile.church-publishing.com and televisionshow.church-publishing.com. And if you really want to launch them from your desktop using a ▲ icon then follow instructions posted to the Downloads page under Public Relations.

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DNMwA Chapter Two

The novel “Do Not Mix with Alcohol” will be released on April 20th, 2017.  Diehard fans of Ethan Collins are excited to read chapter two of the author’s upcoming novel now can be previewed alongside chapter one and read for free!

Mason and Aisha are about to get married.  And then they’re separated.  But maybe Aisha’s dead.  And Mason’s in the hospital with severe burns believing he’s his best-friend.  Ultimately as existentialist as the book is a mass-market psychological thriller, Do Not Mix with Alcohol explores the marriage of appearance to reality!

In chapter two, Mason Garnière meets partner Aisha Costello for the first time.  For the first time they kiss, make love, and become a couple.  And Mason suffers from frostbite while camping during winter in the snow together.  But Mason must finish his second semester junior-year midterms alone.  Will Mason and Aisha sustain their relationship?  Click on the cover and start reading chapter two of Do Not Mix with Alcohol immediately to find out!

Do Not Mix with Alcohol by Collins

Do Not Mix with Alcohol by Ethan Collins ISBN# 978 13 70465 61 3

“Do Not Mix with Alcohol” (DNMwA) will be released 4/20.  Preview chapter two for free, click on the cover above to immediately start reading Do Not Mix with Alcohol’s SECOND CHAPTER before its release.  Or buy the book from Barnes and Noble and iBooks today!

Chapter Reveal

Leading up to the release of novel “Do Not Mix with Alcohol” on April 20th, 2017 ▲Church will be promoting author Ethan Collins‘ work by revealing chapters that can be read free!

Told by recollections of burned-on-the-job firefighter Mason Garnière, Do Not Mix with Alcohol explores the marriage of appearance to reality and implications their union has our on perceived existences.

In chapter one firefighter Mason Garnière has been called to the scene of a fire in the early morning hours of a cold, wintry day.  After conducting search and rescue operations it’s learned the dwelling contains one unresponsive body.  While first responders try resuscitating the occupant Garnière looks on through a window in the garage and it’s the first time readers discover how closely he lives to death.  Click on the cover to start reading chapter one of Do Not Mix with Alcohol immediately!

Do Not Mix with Alcohol by Collins

Do Not Mix with Alcohol by Ethan Collins ISBN# 978 13 70465 61 3

▲Church is promoting author Ethan Collins’ work.  Buy The Diamond Party for only $4.89, click on the cover above to immediately start reading Do Not Mix with Alcohol‘s first chapter before its release on 4/20, or buy it from Barnes and Noble and iBooks today!

Author Ethan Collins Promotion

In anticipation of author Ethan Collins’ next novel being released April 2oth, 2017 the price of his first book published at ▲Church has been REDUCED!

To promote the release of Do Not Mix with Alcohol Ethan Collins’ first book has a new price.  Purchase Ethan Collins’ The Diamond Party now for only $4.89.  That’s a $5.00 savings!

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The Diamond Party by Ethan Collins

And to make the deal even sweeter there’s a coupon code located in the back-matter of Do Not Mix with Alcohol to save an additional 40% off The Diamond Party.  Buy Ethan Collins’ new release Do Not Mix with Alcohol today then order The Diamond Party and pay just $2.93!

Do Not Mix with Alcohol by Collins

Do Not Mix with Alcohol

Ethan Collins’ Do Not Mix with Alcohol is now scheduled to be released 4/20/17 and it’s currently available for pre-order!!!

Determination of Appeal Review

On March 9, 2015 ▲Church appealed adverse determination by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Office of Intelligence and Analysis denying access to information pertaining to Pursuit Lead Cables.  ▲Church appealed this decision to the Associate General Counsel of Homeland Security.

▲Church learned the Department of Homeland Security issued Pursuit Lead Cables while conducting its research for White Paper on Security.  After telephoning the Department of Homeland Security, on August 11, 2014 ▲Church filed a Freedom of Information Act request seeking documents on Pursuit Lead Cables.  Seeking answers about the procedure, filing an FOIA request, and speculating constitutionality of the practice, ▲Church finally received a response from the Office of Intelligence and Analysis on January 13, 2015 claiming the documents were exempt in the interest of national intelligence.

With no information about Pursuit Lead Cables appearing anywhere else, ▲Church appealed the Office of Intelligence and Analysis’ final response.  His first day in Office President Obama issued a memorandum stating Freedom of Information Act requests should be handled with a clear presumption in the face of doubt openness prevails.  However I&A’s determination of 2014-IAFO-0246 was affirmed because these documents are classified.

FOIA APPEAL Number: 2015-HQAP-00091

Determination of Appeal, FOIA 2015-HQAP-00091 (page 2)

FOIA APPEAL Number: 2015-HQAP-00091

Determination of Appeal, FOIA 2015-HQAP-00091 (page 1)

Acting on behalf of the Department of Homeland Security General Counsel, as the result of a memorandum of agreement, the United States Coast Guard rendered a decision on FOIA Appeal 2015-HQAP-00091.  The Office of the Administrative Law Judge decided documents including Pursuit Lead Cable were classified and therefore Homeland Security’s decision to withhold the records from requesters has been affirmed in a two-paged letter (link to page two).

Pursuant 5 U.S.C. 552(a)(4)(B) the only recourse is to file a complaint in U.S. District Court for relief from Homeland Security requesting it release agency records.

▲Church’s appeal to the Associate General Counsel of Homeland Security for records pertaining to Cable was determined by the U.S. Coastguard Chief Administrative Law Judge, and Intelligence and Analysis’ decision to deny these documents from Freedom of Information Act disclosure was upheld in a letter dated July 28, 2016.